Ender

Eric Glass
Member since: Dec-11-2003
Los Angeles, CA
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Abandoned by his parents in the Congo and raised by rare Nickleback Gorillas, Glass was tonedeaf as a toddler. He was taught the ancient arts of throwing poo at people, hunting for bargains and typing about himself in the third person. His original parents couldn't afford an incubator and instead used a crockpot, which led to his birth name "Stew". Glass turned down a lucrative career as a puppeteer fluffer (don't ask) and struggled for a bit. Now he owns 40 acres in a distant solar system and more than 50 rare hoolahoops which he has been assured are safely stored in a warehouse in Lagos, Nigeria by his associate (a prince). So who's laughing now. Recently, Glass put out a line of award-winning lingerie for the elderly called Enderware®.

 

Statistics

Guitar

Rank: #5
Rating: 2020
W-L-D
25-0-0
Bass: 1537
1-0-0
Song: 1605
4-0-0

Latest Songs View All

  • Mousetown
    Prog Rock Song

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  • The Hive Boogie
    Any Guitar

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  • Don't Stop Believing
    Rock Song

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  • Resurrection Mary
    Prog Metal Guitar

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  • Remember Human
    Prog Metal Guitar

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Solo

Label:
Genre: Prog Metal

Instrumental Guitar

AREA 51

Label:
Genre: Hard Rock

Cover Band Rock-Metal